In honor of the dads, fathers, abbas, and papas out there, the Confetti Team put together a collection of dad jokes that you could attach to your Father’s Day gift, or you know, just send to him on its own with no context.Â
Warning: All our jokes are dadly...
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Take it away, Homer!
I renamed my iPhone “The Titanic”, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
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Why haven't aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... Only one star.Â
I know you think writing with pencils is remarkable.Â
When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?Â
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
I’ve heard Oslo is a particularly dangerous city. There’s Norway I’d ever go.
Tips for skydiving: chute first. Ask questions later.
I bought a boat because it was for sail.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.Â
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They say that the buttons in calculators are the most important… but really, it’s the inside that counts.
If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, it's on the right foot.
Dad, I know why you make puns.
Because it's your res-pun-sibility.
If you’re looking for a class, we have a Virtual Class for Card Crafting which you can book with your team. Your team can use any arts and crafts materials they already have at home or if you can opt to have art supplies shipped to everyone’s homes.
If this sounds good, the Confetti team would love to help you plan a virtual crafting class.Â