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Celebrating Father's Day in the Comforts of Our Couches

In honor of the dads, fathers, abbas, and papas out there, the Confetti Team put together a collection of dad jokes that you could attach to your Father’s Day gift, or you know, just send to him on its own with no context. 

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Warning: All our jokes are dadly...

Take it away, Homer!

For the dads with a love/hate relationship with technology:

I renamed my iPhone “The Titanic”, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”

Why haven't aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... Only one star. 

This iPhone case with a message:

For all the artist dads:

I know you think writing with pencils is remarkable. 

When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination? 

For the dads who travel:

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

I’ve heard Oslo is a particularly dangerous city. There’s Norway I’d ever go.

For adventurous dads:

Tips for skydiving: chute first. Ask questions later.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

For dads with fun hobbies:

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. 

For the smart dads:

They say that the buttons in calculators are the most important… but really, it’s the inside that counts.

If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, it's on the right foot.

Finally, something to reassure them that all their jokes have the highest of high fives and the uppest of thumbs up:

Dad, I know why you make puns.
Because it's your res-pun-sibility.

If you’re looking for a class, we have a Virtual Class for Card Crafting which you can book with your team. Your team can use any arts and crafts materials they already have at home or if you can opt to have art supplies shipped to everyone’s homes.

If this sounds good, the Confetti team would love to help you plan a virtual crafting class. 

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